Since I get all sort of weird search terms showing up in my daily stats, I thought I’d share the most amusing ones with you gentle readers. I’ll try to update every time an especially juicy and/or heinous one comes along!

“corpse handling gloves”

“i think my little boy has sensory problems”

“fluorescent fanny gun packs”

“free douchebag gif”

“stinky old people”

“belly under dress fat obese”

“i binge eat i want be skinny bride”

“beloit wi asshole”

“can you have wrinkles at the age of 13 ?”

“essence of douche bag”

“why douchebags wear fedoras” (good question!)

“football fans dying in cold temperatures”

“clearly mental”

“WE DONT NEED NO BADGERS”

“stinky old man”

“i love my boyfriend and his truck”

“‘spitting blood’ after workout”

“KUTCHER’S TIGHTY WHITIES”

“They are coming for you” …eep!

“shit in my mouth”

“IM 13 AND HAVE WRINKLE” (riiiiiiiight)

“veiny, lymphoma” mmmm….

“I’M DYING OF COCAINE”

“most sexiest hairy man”

“hairyest man alive”

“i think im murderous” (uh oh!)

“deer mating season book”

“THE TURKEY IS DYING IN THANKSGIVING” (ALL CAPS!!1!)

“men who wear nylons” (again!)

“fart ornaments”

“mullet hair christmas ornaments”

“Anal from Space”

“old man with high pants”

“making pee bubbles”

“man loving to wear nylons”

“black people boiling hot dogs” (I was reluctant to post this one…)

“hot dogs coroner”

“shit out suburbans”

“how to tell your children about nuclear war”

“natalie dee touching poop” (this one has been searched FOUR times! what is with the scatological freaks out there?!)

“jeans for extra husky children”

“how to save your pumpkin from dying”

“slutty lumberjack costume”

“i think i am dumping but maybe just happy”

“cupcake panties”

“color me black heart”

“pug cupcakes”

“harley shirts with clowns”

“i’m dying, i’m too fat”

“dying to pee”

“john don love fest”

“mean cupcake”