Sexiest man alive?

November 14, 2007 in Uncategorized

People just named Matt Damon as the annual “Sexiest Man Alive.” I’m not so sure I see it. I like his character in the Bourne movies… he’s nice looking and all. Buff, intelligent, etc. I get that he’s sexy. But sexiest? I can think of plenty of male celebrities that seem more fitting of the honor…

Sorry Matt. You don’t make my list. C’est la vie!

Also, People seems to have chosen some pretty awful pictures for the rest of the honorable mentions. These are men who are famous in large part because of their looks, but you would never know it from these terrible photos. I give you Brad Pitt:

He sort of looks constipated, no? And this is one of the most ridiculous pics of Ryan Reynolds I’ve ever seen:

What’s with the thumb chomping and angst-ridden look? Patrick Dempsey doesn’t fare any better:

Did he just hit his head? He looks confused too. It’s got to be a head injury. And JT, a normally attractive man, just looks… well…

…all bug-eyed. And his shit-eatin’ grin isn’t helping much.

Someone in the photography department needs to be fired. Or whoever chose these pictures to be representative of sexy. Because I’m just not seeing it.

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November 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm

Ang

I agree. Matt Damon is sexy, but I don’t think he’s the sexiest. And the rest of those pictures are just bad.

November 14, 2007 at 3:54 pm

Tracey

I’m with you. I do not thing Matt is sexy at all. Where is Brett Favre!?

November 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm

Agnes

I prefer Pierce
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/pierce_brosnan_james_bond_007.jpg

Harrison (he’s got strong hands)
http://www.harrison-ford.com/hford.jpg

Jack Black, because a short, funny, hairy man is ALWAYS sexy
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/07/2617704748.jpg

Will Ferrell
http://television.gearlive.com/blogimages/will_ferrell2.jpg

And of course, Tom Cavanagh
http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/love_monkey/images/about_main.jpg

November 14, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Britta

I like Matt Damon’s smile. And his body from the Bourne movies. He’s on my list. Definitely.

November 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm

milwaukeebuckeye

Matt Damon is the majority of my list. Favorite movie = Good Will Hunting. Damn.

I think Patrick Dempsey looks good in ANY picture. JT does not (sorry, he reminds me of a girl for some reason).

Ang, Tom C definitely gets my vote – he reminds me of Jon Stewart, 10 years ago. YUM!

November 14, 2007 at 10:05 pm

carrie

I tend to like somewhat geeky intellectual boys. As a result, most Hollywood men hold little appeal for me. I used to like Zach Braff, before that Last Kiss movie…

November 14, 2007 at 11:46 pm

Danica

Matt Damon is on THE LIST for me. Holy hotness. He’s got my vote! And every interview with him in print or on tv, he’s just so nice and real and down to earth. Gotta love a Boston boy.

November 15, 2007 at 12:09 am

Sierra

When did Ryan Reynolds become a Marlboro man? Or join the Outsiders?

JT is gross.

November 15, 2007 at 12:44 am

Krista

Matt Damon? Yick.

Patrick Dempsey. That’s my vote.

Dylan McDermott a la “Big Shots” is also mind-blowingly hot.

November 15, 2007 at 8:53 pm

Steph

I love me some Brad Pitt, but you are correct. That is not a great picture.

May 4, 2008 at 7:48 am

Jezzabelle

Are you kidding me? Some of the pics are a bit off, but the Dempsey one is amazing. He’s got that angst-ridden, helplessly at your mercy thing going on….soooo hot.

May 10, 2008 at 9:54 pm

rose

i think PATRICK DEMPSEY is th hottest ever, he’s yummy

June 25, 2008 at 6:45 am

jessica

a bad pic of patrick dempsey is still amazing.

but i agree that that one wasn’t the best.

personally…i like james roday.

July 4, 2008 at 7:55 am

elahe

brad pitt is very nice

July 9, 2008 at 4:28 pm

viki

ryan reynolds is the best

September 10, 2008 at 4:40 am

Avery

Ryan Reynolds is gorgeous. That may not be his best picture but it definitely doesn’t make me doubt my attraction to him.

October 6, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Jen

Im sorry i have to disagree Ryan Reynolds is NEVER unattractive he should have been named sexxiest man… As for all the other guys named who fuckin cares..

December 22, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Tyra

My top five would be

1.Ryan Reynold
2.Mark Wahlberg
3.Brendan Fraser
4.Russell Crowe
5.Gerard Butler

These guys are funny, manly and as sexy as they come.
the only one that I like out of the list is Ryan he is SO HOT and FUNNY.

December 22, 2008 at 9:31 pm

who am i

OMG !! are you grazy guys !!

BRAD PITT is HOT !!!!! !

December 23, 2008 at 3:17 pm

maranda

ryan reynolds is so fine and always has been.YUM!!!

January 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm

X-mattdamon'slover

About who is sexiest, it’s not a number or mathmatic things

>>> your comment about Matt Damon make me write this commenting on what u’ve said = )

anyhow back to what I want to say, the sexiest description is not because of the way they look only but also of how people see them or feel when they see them,

not always handsome outstanding looking guys can turn on a women.. it’s something in our hourmons or what ever that things that makes us feel turn on when we see somebody,

P.S Matt Damon used to turn me on, but not anymore, don’t know why though!

January 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm

ABDOU

MATT DAMON IS THE BEST

January 7, 2009 at 6:12 am

Plastique Surgeon

Yeah, well JT looks like shit with a helping of sawdust for beard. He’s always looked like the retard that gets beat up in HS
. Who the heck told him he was attractive? The guy’s got no genuine self-confidence and zero charisma. He only appeals to 12 year olds.

All I can say is NOSE JOB, NOSE JOB AND MORE NOSE JOB!!! Dempsey pre-schnoze job in “Can’t buy me love”.

And Pitt pre-schnoze job?
http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/star-yearbook-photos?slideshow_id=838&o=15

January 30, 2009 at 6:32 am

elian